John: What would you like for dinner little man?
Superhero: ooooh, spaghettios!! (not ten minutes after I read aloud a spaghettios recall notice)
John: Dinner is real food. How about steak?
Superhero: Can I have that slimy steak that I like?
John: What?
Superhero: You know, that slimy steak, with the slime all over it? The kind I like?
Me: You mean 'salisbury steak', Superhero?
Superhero: Yeah, salzberry, you know, with the brown slime all over it. I want that kind.
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